11/3/98

Dear Diary,

God damn it Kitty!!!! That damn cat is eating my puddin. I really love chocolate puddin! Other than that damn cat today was OK. Today me, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny all weightlifted together. I can lift more than any of those chumps because I take Weightgain 4000, beefcake---BEEFCAKE!!!!! I suppose you were wondering how my time with Jenny was. I would say it was OK. I had fun with her, but I don't think she wants my nizut sack. I'm thinking of talking to Chef, he can always help people get sweet lovin!!!! Kenny told me that I should just give up on her and go for some easy pussy. That would be kick ass!!! Thing is I don't know any easy pussy that sucks ass!!! Well, that's all I gotta say, I'm going to eat some more chocolate puddin before Kitty eats it all. Later.

Eric